Writer's block

I have to write an invite to Dan Weiden...Dan Weiden! Ok that may mean nothing to most but in advertising terms he's huge...and somehow or the other I have to convince him, never mind why, to come halfway around the world to Madras...and I have no idea what on earth to say...I mean there are all these ideas flowing in and out of my head...actually there are about a million - my head at the moment is reminiscent of a cricket stadium during an India - Pakistan match with everyone pushing each other to get a better view...but on paper...aarrgh...nothing's coming out right...

And instead I think of
- The random guy I met this morning who said he'd seen me at "the blues"...what on earth that is I have no idea.
- The conversation I had with my boss yesterday, which I'm sorry was too weird, where he told me that I was an attractive young woman and hence should be careful of my office interactions. Hahaha.
- For the nth time do I move to Bangalore or not. Great job, money's good, I'd be working with my old boss who I love. What's holding me back?
- Why my shower just does not work like its supposed to. Is a hot water bath too much to ask for?
- I need to take Taika to the vet. I'm sure her ear infection is back again.
- The Christmas decorations that are being put up in my office are just too ugly for words.
- Why I get the worst clients? Why? Why?
- Is million-watt hyphenated or not.
- I need new shades. And reading glasses. And a watch and work clothes. And the money to buy them.
- What in the world do the lyrics of 'Cornflake Girl' mean?
- My presentation war with KC. I can't wait to kick his ass.
- A regular 9 to 6 job. My new obsession is to find one.
- Madman's going to be here for a whole month. Yayy! I can talk to him everyday if I want to. We are so going to kill each other by the end of it.
- Whether my chappals go with what I'm wearing.
- My mother who is a sweety and who I'm really really missing right now.
- Why it is assumed that when people are single they must be looking out for someone to be with.
- When I'm feeling so low that I just want to break down and cry, conversations with Moron make all the difference.
- Coffee. In desperate need of the daily afternoon dose.
- Why we give deadlines that there's no way we can stick to.

One things for sure - I chose the right line of work. I can talk about random things with no end in sight - a prerequisite for my job. There's no way I'd have made it as a copy writer.