Creative license

Ok so I've been getting a couple of calls in the last few days...just random ones...where people would suddenly ask me how I was doing and if I was sure that everything was going good and all that jazz...and I was wondering what on earth was going on until someone dropped the ball and told me they'd read my last post and were a little worried about me...

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Whiney aka Whines/Whinsey, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. A just tied 5 helium balloons to herself for no apparent reason and was carried away never to be seen again. This is thought to be a suicide attempt owing to the fact that her last post on her blog seems to be somewhat in that vein.

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Nyaaahh!! I dont think so!!

Creative licence people! A line, along with 'design element', that my creative department is only too fond of throwing in my face.

And so to all those people who thought that I was going to OD on sleeping pills or slit my wrists:
1) No I do not have suicidal tendencies
2) I have never had suicidal tendencies even in the days when people used to think it was supposedly cool to say that they wanted to jump off buildings (Anjix and Bunini, I mean you)
3) No I am not still in love with K
4) If you think I'm still in love with K anyway, ptoooeeey to you
5) Contrary to popular belief I have moved on with my life
6) Also contrary to popular belief, I am happy
7) And by the way the operative words were "A YEAR AGO" in big bold letters right up front
8) If you all can find the time to read my blog and obviously care enough to call and check if I'm ok then why on earth cant you also just leave a comment? Huh??
9) Only about 3% of what I write is the actual honest truth
10) So deal with it

PS - I love you all and it was really sweet of you to worry :)